Pineapple Express! Lovely manageable Sativa. Easy to grow! Stays medium height and is done around 8 weeks! Dole pineapple Terps. not the cheap Walmart brand pineapple! Lovely Daytime smoke.

Welcome to the Cannasseur Club!

Hey Good Looking! Thank you for stopping by! Reefer Madness is a one man band that prides itself in growing the world’s finest herb! It has always been a passion project since that first secret closet grow during high school. Here we are almost 30 years later, and many hobbies have come and gone, but one thing remains the same. Our passion for the plant! After many years of collecting and preserving very unique strains, We have decided to share the love, and offer you the chance to experience old school, or candy, or funky and fruity terps!

So let’s put together a killer package deal just for YOU!

Auctions

Our Auctions simply put, are just a FUN way for y'all to score the same quality clones as regular listings, for an amazing price!

MIX & MATCH DEALS

Any 2 Clones ~~~~~ $175
Any 3 Clones ~~~~~ $235
Any 4 Clones ~~~~~ $285 ~UPS 2nd Day Air Incl.
Any 5 Clones ~~~~~ $335
Any 6 Clones ~~~~~ $385

PAYMENT OPTIONS

• Bitcoin • CashApp • PayPal • Venmo •

SHIPPING

$35 for UPS 2nd Day Air to Lower 48 States ONLY.

USA Only

No shipping outside of the USA.

Hawaii & Alaska
Additional shipping charges apply.

Orders Shipped MON-WEDS ONLY!!!

This is to ensure Freshness and your Satisfaction!
Wednesday shipments are only Next Day Air.

UPS Next Day Air +$30
Upgrade available by request at Checkout!

Durable & Discreet Packaging!

We take your privacy SERIOUSLY! We ship in Durable, smell proof packaging without any markings related to canna industry.

Healthy Plant Practices

All Mother Plants are routinely tested for HLVD and pathogens.

~ Integrated Pest Management ~

A Weekly Rotation of Athena IPM, Lost Coast, and Occasional Micronized Sulfur as a preventative.

~ Clean Room Practices ~

Mom Room is kept tidy, free of clutter and plant debris, and is disinfected and sanitized quarterly.

NeutraFog technology for clean air & pathogen control.

☢️Payment is due within 72 hours!!!☢️

Non Paying Bidders will be reported to and BANNED by Strainly!

Fire & Ice Mix & Match Menu 4/8/26

• 9lb Hammer
• Air Force One CSI Humboldt
• AK47
• Alaskan ThunderFUCK
• Apples n Bananas
• Astrofruit from Sugarship
• Blueberry Sugar Blockhead Breeder cut
• Cadillac Rainbows
• Candy Fumez
• Candyland
• Cherry AK47
• ChokeCherry by sin City
• Dantes Inferno #8 Mile High Dave Cut
• Galactic Warheadz CraftFarmer Cut
• Garberville Purple Kush Heirloom cut from Norcal
• Grandaddy Purple Heirloom Original
• Golden Goat
• Headhunter Tiki Madman Cut
• Lavender Soma cut
• Nuclear Power by Sin City
• Pineapple Express Heirloom Original
• Pineapple Punk Tiki Madman and Mosca Collab
• Purple Chemdawg
• Rainbow Driver Archive
• Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato Leaf DR cut
• Purple Octane
• Red Pop Hunted by ZePilot
• Rootbeer Freeze Mean gene
• Slurricane #7
• Smuckerz Copycat Hunted from 10 packs
• Space Runtz Tiki Madman Breeder Cut
• Strawberry Sugar OMFG x Strawberry Cough by Elev8
• Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies Heirloom Original
• Unicorn Poop Thug Pug Breeder Cut
• Zcube
• Zombie Kush from Sugarship
• Zowah PCG Cut

Replacement Policy

NO REFUNDS!

Although we take extreme care in the packaging your order, the occasional shipping Snafu happens. We will gladly work with you in making things right! However, due to some Bad Apples abusing our Satisfaction Guarantee, Pictures are required within 1 hour of delivery time, and replacements will be sent. Acclimation instructions are provided and must be followed for guarantee. Replacements cannot be offered if order is not received and brought inside and acclimated ASAP!

No Trades! Please Don’t waste OUR time asking!