Fonkhouse Genetics

FonkHouse Genetics
(Formerly HempHistorian)

Just a dude trying to preserve what’s left, while getting quality genetics into the hands of growers who aspire for the best.

Disabled veteran & Midwest-based grower focused on rare, heirloom, hype, and legacy genetics.
Always down to trade.

Fast Shipping
All orders ship same or next day from the Midwest.

Seeds:
• U.S. shipping ~$6 (3–4 days)
• Non-U.S. shipping ~$16 (6–8 days)
DM me and I’ll do my best to get your seeds to you, wherever you are.

Clones: * all clones have been hunted from seed unless explicitly stated*

C99 F2 (FonkHouseGenetics)
Tiki Runtz by TikiMadMan
Dantes Fire by TikiMadMan
DreadFritter by GreenWolfGenetics
Zuper Plushers by TikiMadMan- BREEDER CUT
Lemon Slam by TikiMadMan- BREEDER CUT

Shipping: Flat $40 on all clone orders. Clones are shipped Monday through Wednesday only to avoid extended transit times and weekend delays.

IPM regimen includes Grow Safe, Athena IPM, and Dr. Zymes Eliminator. All clones are thoroughly dunked in a Dr. Zymes solution prior to shipping.

All clones have been HLVD tested through 3 Rivers Biotech and tested negative.

Please inspect all packages immediately upon arrival and take clear photos of the box and clones in the event of any shipping damage or carrier-related issues..

If a clone arrives dead or severely damaged:
• I’ll replace it free of charge (buyer covers no shipping on the first replacement).
• If the replacement doesn’t survive, you’ll still get 50% off a new clone, and only need to cover shipping.

My goal is to make sure every grower receives a healthy, thriving clone ready to root into your garden.

Occasional Freebies Included
I like to surprise my customers when I can, you never know what you’ll get.

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Tag me or follow and get a free premium seed with your next order.
I post all active projects, upcoming drops, and verified photos of the plants I list — come check it out!

Payment Options
CashApp • Venmo • PayPal • Bitcoin • Trades

DM me with any questions, I’m here to help.
Thank You for Supporting a Disabled Veteran
Every order means the world to me. I appreciate every single one of you.

A Quick Note on Offers
Strainly charges sellers a fee when an offer is accepted.

If an invoice isn’t paid within 72 hours, the account will be reported to Strainly.
If you bid by accident, just message me before the auction ends, I’m easy to work with and always fair.